The Nomadic Peoples of Love League is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Bob Rogers with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.75 billion Lovians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Friendliville. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Love Leaguean economy, worth a remarkable 1,328 trillion Cool Sticks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 151,845 Cool Sticks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers, people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating, a passport is literally priceless, and they say that Lovians made a dessert and called it peace. Crime is totally unknown. Love League's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Love League is ranked 1,977^th in the world and 2^nd in The United Federations for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 4,130.98 on the Clooney Contribution Index.